A Note on Dignity in the Workplace

I'd ordinarily put a language warning up about the following video, since so many of you are dumb enough to read Postcards of the Hanging from work. But this might just make you a better employee and a more empathetic human being.



It doesn't happen a lot, but enough that I'd remark on it. From time to time a co-worker will approach me and say "Word around the office is that you have a fat cock." Since I'm so shy, I'm mortified every time. Besides, how many times do I have to tell Human Resources not to share my resume with the rest of the staff? I only included those pictures to get the job, but now they haunt me.

All me and my fat cock have ever wanted is a little dignity. After all, it's not like a wave my fat cock in their faces very often. My innate modesty precludes that from happening much.

I sure am glad that someone made this video to remind me that I'm the victim here. Too often I blame myself and my fat cock for the shame and humiliation I feel every day. But now I know that I am not alone, and I think that I'm a better person for it. I now know that I'm not a bad guy, I just have a fat cock. And it isn't my fault that everybody else wants to rub up against it with a little oil. For years I thought it was and I felt dirty as a consequence.

Well, no longer! I'm a good person and a valued employee ... who just happens to have a fat cock.

I'd love to share more about myself, but this room smells like fresh vagina.


Video lovingly stolem from Holy Taco.